Ok–so I’m finally going to do it–I’m going to write about my online dating experiences. Â Before I begin, I need to set up some ground rules… Â Mainly for myself, but to have some semblance of decency, for you too…
Rules for Me
- I will not use real names, nor give details so specific that you will ascertain the person’s identity.
- I will not tell stories about people with whom I maintain contact or keep in touch with in any way, shape, or form.
- I will not tell stories about people with whom I have had more than one meeting.
Rules for You
- If you figure out who the person is, please do not let the world know who they are, too.
- Please don’t guess who they are, either–the likelihood of you having met some of these people is extremely low.
- Do not be offended if you think the story is about you. Â It is not. Â I do not keep in touch with any of the people I will write about. Â If you are reading this, and you know it is about you, then you’re stalking me; please stop. Â That’s creepy.
Other “Stuff”
- Many of my meetings have been similar. Â As a result, I might mix a few details up, combine people together, or separate them into different stories. Â I’m sorry in advance; but I don’t actually keep notes or records on anyone. Â This is ALL from memory.
- I don’t intend to embellish any stories from the truth. Â If something seems too bizarre to be true, well, it’s probably true.
- I’m sure that I’ve been the weird one in some of these meetings. Â I’m probably not going to talk about that much.
Thank you for respecting the rules, and enjoy hearing about my experiences!
