Online Dating: May I See Your ID, Please?

Interestingly enough, I haven’t had that many online dates lie to me about their age–and if they have, they’ve appeared to be awfully close to their actual age.  In the few times when someone has been older than the date listed on their profile, it’s usually no more than a year or two.

That said…what scares me the most is the prospect of meeting someone who has lied in the opposite direction…  This hasn’t happened in a long while, as my dating preference is really older than 24.  But when I was 19, I didn’t mind dating someone 18.

So I was 19 or 20 when I met “Jane” on one of the sites that doesn’t allow postings for people less than 18, which, at the time, wasn’t common.  Some sites would allow people as young as 16, which was probably for those states where the age of consent is lower.  We had been chatting for about a week, and I saw around 15 or 20 photos of her.  Cute, a killer smile, and a rather stunning figure led me to believe she wasn’t faking it.  She was a freshman at a local Orange County community college, and seemed to be pretty bright.  So I asked if she wanted to hang out one night.  She agreed, and I met up with her at a Starbucks near her house.

When I met her, something seemed a bit off–nothing too terribly alarming; though I was a little surprised that she had some slight B.O., and her style sense was a little bohemian.  She was wearing overalls and a ribbed long-sleeve shirt, which only served to amplify her appearance of a rather large chest.  There were no seats in the Starbucks, so she asked if we could hang at USC.  I agreed.  On the drive up, I noticed the B.O. a bit more, but the conversation was a little odd, too; she didn’t talk much about school, and was focused more on entertainment gossip.

We arrived at USC, and we decided to hang out in my dorm room.  I’ll admit that I was a bit excited, she was definitely very good looking, and what 19/20 year old guy doesn’t want that??  We talked about what television shows she watched, what music she listened to, what movies she liked…and she suddenly says, “So, do you like my outfit?”  I was a bit stunned by the sudden change in topic, but told her that she looked very nice.

“Very nice?” she asked, “Just nice?”  I know a complement fisher when I see one.

“Actually,” I said, “you look great.”  She seemed excited.

“I’m wearing a new top,” she started, “and a new bra.  It’s not padded, and to see?”  Through her shirt, she pulled the bottom part of her bra and squeezed it to show it wasn’t padded.  I was being pulled in two directions–I wanted so badly to reach out and feel what looked like legitimately huge breasts, but the alarm bells were piercing my thoughts.  I closed my eyes a moment, and took a breath.

“Um, Jane, look, I would love to do more–but something doesn’t feel right.  What did you say you’re studying in school?” I asked.

“Pre-calc, biology, AP History…” she started, and stopped short with a small gasp, before she said, “I mean…uh…”

For some reason, I wasn’t surprised, “So not in college, then? How old are you really?”

She stammered, “No, no, I meant World History…I’m 18.”

“May I see your ID, please?” I requested.

“No, I don’t have one,” she said, “I don’t need one because I don’t drive.”

I shook my head. “Sorry, everyone has an ID if they’re over 18–even if it’s not a drivers’ license.  I’m taking you home.”

So during the drive, she was begging and pleading to continue the date–all the while insisting she was 18.  Later on, after I got back to my dorm, she and I chatted a bit longer.  She admitted to being 16, and that she was sorry, and that she wanted to hang out again.  I responded by saying no, and blocking her.

This was a really close call; had I not been more cautious…well, let’s just say I’m glad I was.  Since then, two other people lied about their age, but both came clean from the moment we met, and fortunately, disaster was averted.

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