Oh Yeah? Lick Your Foot!

Silly, short anecdote:  My brother was putting on a pair of socks, and one didn’t fit.  ”This must be yours,” he grumbled, as he handed it back to me.  I gave it back, and jested, “Gross, man, you just put it on!  You’ve got dirty feet.”  He laughed, “No, I just took a shower.”  I challenged, “Well, if your foot’s so clean, lick it.”  He did; I immediately said, “Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I pee in the shower.  Who knows what [one of our other brothers] does in it!”  His facial expression was priceless.

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