This morning on my drive into work, a woman was tailgating me from the freeway all the way into the driveway of my office. Â Along the way, the speed limit changed from 50 MPH to 40MPH, and I adjusted speed accordingly. Â She came awfully close to rear-ending me.
Police, of course, know that there’s this sudden 20% change in speed limit, so they like to camp out just out of sight in some business park driveway. Â Laser in hand, they dutifully check how fast everyone is going. Â Including me. Â Going 40 MPH. Â With a Chevy Blazing trying to inter-brand reproduce with my Audi from behind. Â The officer just moved on to the next suspected speeder.
So when I saw the woman in the elevator going up to my office, I apologized for slowing down so suddenly. Â She said, “No problem, but why did you do that?” Â I told her, “Well, our street is an enormous speed trap. Â Did you see the cop on the bike in the driveway?” Â She responded, “No, I didn’t. Â How’d you know he was there?” Â I answered, “Well, they’re there almost every other day, and I have a detector. Â It was beeping like crazy!”
Apparently, she was late to work. Â It’s a good thing I was going the speed limit, otherwise, SHE’D have a ticket. Â May I count that as my good deed for the day?
